What can melt your heart?

Shruti Verma

He- (blank face)

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

Me- (laughs)

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What happens to single guys when they get older?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

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When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

What can melt your heart?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Costco opens a whole new kind of store - TheStreet

Me- (keep laughing)

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

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Scene- oath ceremony

Have you been with a stranger yet?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Everyone - okay didi.

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Talks with kids.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Why does poop smell bad?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.